On your knees in hell

Lateral thinker Edward Charles Francis Publius de Bono, who died on June 9, tells a joke:

An old man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, he sees his friend, a 90-year-old man, with a beautiful woman sitting on his knee.

He says to his friend. This can’t be hell. You’re not being punished, you’e having fun!’ To which his friend replies, ‘This is punishment  - for her!’ "